| Jan 1 | Dinner for…Eauuu Yuck! |
| Jan 3 | Carpenter Lust |
| Jan 5 | Be Patient–Quickly! |
| Jan 8 | Except for the Sex… |
| Jan 10 | Smooching? Good Entertainment! |
| Jan 12 | Happy Gays Are Here Again |
| Jan 15 | His Cat Loves Me |
| Jan 17 | Queens for a Day |
| Jan 19 | True Love or Barf? |
| Jan 22 | Why Parents Worry |
| Jan 24 | Pay Now! Live Maybe! |
| Jan 26 | A Full-Figured Fairy Tale |
| Jan 29 | Am I Me? |
| Jan 31 | No More Dumb Blondes |
| Feb 2 | Presto! A Proposal! |
| Feb 5 | How to Succeed in School Without Really Trying |
| Feb 7 | Wonderful Me |
| Feb 9 | I Hate to Interrupt, But… |
| Feb 12 | Cupid Strikes a Deal |
| Feb 14 | Happy Valentine’s Day? |
| Feb 15 | Sextra Credit |
| Feb 16 | Tonight’s Special…a Man! |
| Feb 19 | The it’s Too-Late, Birth Control Plan |
| Feb 21 | Smooch Emergency |
| Feb 23 | Beauty Sleeps |
| Feb 26 | Sex? Dad’s Such a Sport! |
| Feb 28 | I Slept with Your Brother Because… |
| Mar 1 | Smokin’ Hot Hubby |
| Mar 4 | Wholesome Twosome? |
| Mar 6 | Proud to Be a Pr*ck! |
| Mar 8 | Proof That I Like Women! |
| Mar 11 | Stinky Rich |
| Mar 13 | I Sense a Disturbance in the Farce |
| Mar 15 | Welcome to My Sexmare! |
| Mar 18 | Most Men Don’t Spend Money Wisely |
| Mar 20 | The Pain of Sexy You |
| Mar 22 | I’m a Gift! Unwrap Me Quick! |
| Mar 25 | Bed Rest? You Wish! |
| Mar 27 | I Have Morals! For Now… |
| Mar 29 | Not So Old After All |
| Apr 1 | Marry for Money? Never! |
| Apr 3 | High Sexpectations |
| Apr 5 | Invest in Floozies |
| Apr 8 | Dance Sex |
| Apr 10 | Playing Doctor |
| Apr 12 | Bad Eggs |
| Apr 15 | Mistakes Worth Making |
| Apr 17 | He’s Handy, Manly…Plus Eye Candy! |
| Apr 19 | Am I Losing It? |
| Apr 22 | Enjoying Life to the Max? |
| Apr 24 | Baffling Buds? Mystery Lover! |
| Apr 26 | Sex, Love or Both? |
| Apr 29 | Why I’m Not Going to UCLA |
| May 1 | Further Adventures of the Sexually Gifted |
| May 3 | Best Summer Job Ever |
| May 6 | The Rich Need Love Too |
| May 8 | No Need to Be Good? |
| May 10 | He’s Perfect, But… |
| May 13 | Honeymoon with a Big Family |
| May 15 | I Refuse to Brag |
| May 17 | No Sex…Again? |
| May 20 | Sex Before Marriage? |
| May 22 | Perfection Awaits |
| May 24 | You’re Not Like Other Men |
| May 27 | The Joy of Breaking Up |
| May 29 | Good Clean Fun? |
| Jun 1 | Time to Pretend? |
| Jun 3 | Sex Ed Final Exam |
| Jun 5 | Mirror, Mirror in My Mind |
| Jun 7 | You Can’t Buy My Love |
| Jun 10 | Sacred Sex |
| Jun 12 | Roses Are Red! This Verse Is…Pee-Yew! |
| Jun 14 | Best Father’s Day Surprise—Ever! |
| Jun 17 | Wanted: One Time Machine |
| Jun 19 | I’m Looking for Love, But… |
| Jun 21 | Search for the Perfect Man |
| Jun 24 | Sexual Errors |
| Jun 26 | Martha StewTart…Domestic Superhero, Part 1 |
| Jun 28 | Martha StewTart…Domestic Superhero, Part 2 |
| Jul 1 | Martha StewTart…Domestic Superhero, Part 3 |
| Jul 3 | Yankee Doodle Randy |
| Jul 5 | Martha StewTart…Domestic Superhero, Part 4 |
| Jul 8 | Martha StewTart…Domestic Superhero, Part 5 |
| Jul 10 | Martha StewTart…Domestic Superhero, Part 6 |
| Jul 12 | Martha StewTart…Domestic Superhero, Part 7 |
| Jul 15 | Martha StewTart…Domestic Superhero, Part 8 |
| Jul 17 | Martha StewTart…Domestic Superhero, Part 9 |
| Jul 19 | Martha StewTart Domestic Superhero, Part 10 of 10! |
| Jul 22 | Insurance To Last A Lifetime |
| Jul 24 | She Has Great Learning Curves |
| Jul 26 | Doggy Date |
| Jul 29 | Sex Olympics |
| Jul 30 | The Perfect Boss? |
| Aug 2 | Sex is Like Real Estate |
| Aug 5 | Honeymoon for Three |
| Aug 7 | Booties Call |
| Aug 9 | Perfection is a Settler |
| Aug 12 | The Best Free Things in Live are…Me! |
| Aug 14 | Death À La Mode |
| Aug 16 | Guest…Who? |
| Aug 19 | Pencil Envy |
| Aug 21 | She Gives Good Headache |
| Aug 23 | Too Sexy for Your Socks |
| Aug 26 | Waiting for Sex |
| Aug 28 | Your New Breast Friend |
| Aug 30 | Rhymes with Rude |
| Sep 2 | Killer Sex |
| Sep 4 | Sex Appeal? |
| Sep 6 | And Now, a Word from Your Nurse… |
| Sep 9 | I Don’t Usually Date People Like You |
| Sep 11 | Future Sex? Perfect! |
| Sep 13 | Try, Try Again Honeymoon |
| Sep 16 | Rent-to-Own Romance |
| Sep 18 | Frankly, My Dear, I Do Give a Damn |
| Sep 20 | Honeymoon Just for Two |
| Sep 23 | National Stay-in-Bed Day! |
| Sep 25 | Hunger Games: The Wedding? |
| Sep 27 | Woes of a Wedding Wus |
| Sep 30 | Our Love, a Flub? |
| Oct 2 | Sexcess |
| Oct 4 | Beer Today, Gone Tomorrow |
| Oct 7 | This Miss? Not Your Bliss! |
| Oct 9 | Sex with You…Last! |
| Oct 11 | I Love Kids, But… |
| Oct 14 | An Indecent Proposal? |
| Oct 16 | Women are like cars |
| Oct 18 | Sex with…Whom? |
| Oct 21 | I won’t kill you (much) if you date someone else… |
| Oct 23 | VP in charge of brown-nosing |
| Oct 25 | I’m glad you love my folks, but… |
| Oct 28 | Zombie Snacks |
| Oct 29 | Undead Fashion…Fail! |
| Oct 30 | Happy Hallobean! |
| Nov 1 | Women don’t know Dick? |
| Nov 4 | Back in Time—Again! |
| Nov 6 | Survival of the Fatigued |
| Nov 8 | Looks like porn, but… |
| Nov 11 | Great Women of Almost History |
| Nov 13 | She’s a doll! But not a Barbie! |
| Nov 15 | I’ll Return…Maybe! |
| Nov 18 | How Thanksgiving Really Started |
| Nov 20 | A Pilgrim’s Promise |
| Nov 22 | She’ll drink to that! |
| Nov 25 | I’m Not a Floozy |
| Nov 27 | Hanky Panky Budget |
| Nov 29 | My Door is Always Open |
| Dec 2 | She’s a Ringer |
| Dec 4 | Virgin |
| Dec 6 | Good Looking Me |
| Dec 9 | Fake Sex |
| Dec 11 | Kinky Sex for All? |
| Dec 13 | The Pregnancy Flu |
| Dec 16 | Naughty or Nice? |
| Dec 18 | Mistletoe Ms. Conceptions |
| Dec 19 | I’m Dreaming of a Mayan Christmas |
| Dec 22 | Please, Santa! Don’t Google! |
| Dec 23 | Better Than Naughty or Nice |
| Dec 25 | O Christmas Cold |
| Dec 27 | Stan Lee’s 90th Birthday: Dec. 28, 2012 |
| Dec 30 | Home for the Holidays—and Beyond! |
