Below is the original First Kiss romance art from the 1960s. You can tell the guy is a writer (a poet actually) because he’s wearing an ascot tie.

All writers wear ascots because…we can. As soon as I get dressed in the morning (which is usually about 2 p.m.), I put on an ascot.

Sometimes I wear a shirt and pants. But—always an ascot!

↓ Transcript
MAN: I’m not one of those dime-a-dozen millionaires! I’m stinking rich!

WOMAN: Smells good to me!

Art by John Tartaglione