The original First Kiss art and dialogue (right) were published back in the good ol’ days—1961!

Back then, real men went to college. And less desirable creatures drove trucks for a living.


Hey, given a choice between a college guy (Your student loan is how much?) and a truck driver (OMG! You make how much?), it might not seem so bad to keep on trucking.

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An older woman is holding a knitting needle and smiling at a younger woman who is her daughter.

MOM: I know you’re a virgin! But I’m knitting booties...just in case!