Here’s the original romance art…featuring a scene that appears to be from The Mucho Macho School of Thought.

The school’s motto? “If you don’t stay and make out with me then there’s obviously something wrong with you.”

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SCENE: Woman is inside a car (looking upset) and an angry man is leaning down from outside the car to talk through the window to her.

MAN: No sex...again? Good grief, woman! I may have to go home and make love to my wife!

Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia