Cat Napped

Cat Napped

Today’s Last Kiss is a bit of an outlier because it has no beautiful women. (Or men.) And no sexual innuendos.

True, our star character has bedroom eyes. But…so what? He’s a cat!

What makes this one special to me is that he’s our next-door neighbors’ cat, Rigby. And he usually comes over at least once a day to visit us. Sometimes for two minutes. Sometimes for two hours. We are helpless people putty in his adorable paws,

And now he’s convinced me to make him a webcomic star. Honestly, this cat has no shame!

–John Lustig, Rigby’s pawn.

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SCENE: Rigby the cat is barely awake as he lies on a human bed.

RIGBY: I’m so excited to see you! I almost can’t sleep!

Rigby the cat appears courtesy of his servants Paul Roos & Crispina Foss Roos
Photo & Feline Fantasticality: John Lustig


A Fetching Find

A Fetching Find

No. In real life, you shouldn’t ever let your dog have turkey or chicken bones. It’s dangerous to their health.

Can I Give My Dog Turkey Bones?

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SCENE: Happy dog posing with a huge turkey leg that he's plopped on a table.

DOG (thinking): Sure. I ran to the kitchen to fetch the ball. But...look what I found!!!

Raw Image: A.I. Magic Canine Translation: John Lustig


Celebrating the Day After…

Celebrating the Day After…

Happy Boxing Day! Or–if you’re a kitten–Unboxing Day!

“Twas the night after Christmas and all through the house,

a creature was stirring. And it sure wasn’t a mouse!

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SCENE: A photo of a happy kitten covered and surrounded by ribbons. We can see branches of a Christmas tree on our left.

KITTEN: Can we do Christmas again? I love it!

Raw Image: A.I. Magic Translated from Feline by: John Lustig


Her Favorite Gift

Her Favorite Gift

Happy Holidays!

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SCENE: Woman smiling as she holds her dog on her lap and pets him.

WOMAN: You’re my favorite gift!

DOG (thinking): It’s true love! Even our collars match!

Raw Image: A.I. Magic Dog Whisperer: John Lustig
Happy Holidays


True Love for Christmas

True Love for Christmas

Happy Holidays, everyone!

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SCENE: A dog in a Santa hat is in front of a a Christmas tree looking soulfully out at us.

DOG (thinking): I love you! What more could you want for Christmas?

Photo: Amber Aquart Doggy Dialogue: John Lustig