by John | Sep 12, 2024 | Blog
Happy Friday the 13th!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A black cat staring up at a big moon.
CAT (thinking): I hear the Moon is made out of cheese. Gosh! it sounds delicious! There must be lots of mice!
Art: AI Magic Cheezy Writer: John Lustig
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by John | Sep 5, 2024 | Blog
↓ TranscriptWoman in a sexy cat costume: I'm a single, childless cat woman. You have a problem with that?
Art: Purrfect AI Cat Herder: John Lustig
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by John | Jun 16, 2024 | Blog
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Closeup of a worried looking tabby cat.
CAT: Of course you should get the dog neutered! But not me...‘Cause I’m gay! So, so gay!
Art: A.I. Magic Feline Friend: John Lustig
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by John | Apr 18, 2024 | Blog
Today’s Last Kiss is a bit of an outlier because it has no beautiful women. (Or men.) And no sexual innuendos.
True, our star character has bedroom eyes. But…so what? He’s a cat!
What makes this one special to me is that he’s our next-door neighbors’ cat, Rigby. And he usually comes over at least once a day to visit us. Sometimes for two minutes. Sometimes for two hours. We are helpless people putty in his adorable paws,
And now he’s convinced me to make him a webcomic star. Honestly, this cat has no shame!
–John Lustig, Rigby’s pawn.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Rigby the cat is barely awake as he lies on a human bed.
RIGBY: I’m so excited to see you! I almost can’t sleep!
Rigby the cat appears courtesy of his servants Paul Roos & Crispina Foss Roos
Photo & Feline Fantasticality: John Lustig
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by John | Dec 26, 2023 | Blog
No. In real life, you shouldn’t ever let your dog have turkey or chicken bones. It’s dangerous to their health.
Can I Give My Dog Turkey Bones?
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Happy dog posing with a huge turkey leg that he's plopped on a table.
DOG (thinking): Sure. I ran to the kitchen to fetch the ball. But...look what I found!!!
Raw Image: A.I. Magic Canine Translation: John Lustig
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