Joking aside, we all know that only some women are like cars.

Most women are more like bicycles. No driver’s licenses are required. Simple to maintain. Easy to ride. Crash helmets recommended.

Only fast, expensive women are like cars.

The original art (right) is from First Kiss #4, 1958.

↓ Transcript
SCENE: A mom is talking to her daughter.

MOM: Sweetie, women are like cars! Men want ‘em more…before they stick their keys in and drive away!

Art: John Tartaglionei
Digital Cleanup: Heather Chesnut Color: Dan McConnell