The original 1958 First Kiss art is to the right.

As usual, it’s from a story that provides clear romantic guidelines for young readers.

(Remember, guys, when you want to talk to a woman, siphoning her gas and marooning her in the middle of nowhere is always a good good way to start a conversation!)

 

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SCENE: A man and woman are outside. There's a Jeep or some other car behind them. The woman seems scandalized by what the man says.

MAN: To me, sex is like real estate! I want a great view…and good drainage!

Art by John Tartaglione
Color by Dan McConnell