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Jan 32021 Resolutions
Jan 5Stuck on You
Jan 7Bragging Rights
Jan 10Smack Gurgle Slurp
Jan 12The Dangers of Reading Last Kiss
Jan 14Break Out the Bubbly
Jan 17Martin Luther King Jr. Day–2021
Jan 18Sex without Love? No way!
Jan 19Slow & Steady Wins!
Jan 21Hair Today? Guida Tomorrow!
Jan 24Birthday Gift
Jan 26Tzarzan vs. the Savage Simian Suitors
Jan 28Size Doesn’t Matter. But…
Jan 31Bed Rest? Dream On!
Feb 2I’m Doing This for You
Feb 3Sex? Disgusting? Ha!
Feb 4Thrifty Tina
Feb 7Horny Women
Feb 9Skunked by the La Pews
Feb 11No Masks. Clothing Optional.
Feb 12Cupid’s Choices
Feb 13Love Cop
Feb 14Super Lincoln
Feb 16Giving Up Sex
Feb 18Read Me
Feb 21Fatima Forgets
Feb 23Stimulate Me–Again!
Feb 25Death-Defying Adventure!
Feb 28I’m M-e-l-t-i-n-g!
Mar 2Let’s Celebrate
Mar 4Not that I Care, But…
Mar 7Fond of Mom
Mar 9Love Vultures
Mar 11The World’s Shortest Fairy Tale
Mar 13The Peril of Daylight Saving Time
Mar 13Daylight Saving Time…After Time
Mar 16Leprechaun Love?
Mar 18Dating Twins
Mar 21Web Comic Fantasy
Mar 23You’re Giving Me a Headache–Again!
Mar 25Saving Face
Mar 28Looking Good
Mar 30Humor Hurts
Apr 1Don’t Be a Blockhead this Easter
Apr 3Buxom Bunny to the Rescue
Apr 4Do You Feel Lucky?
Apr 6She Has a Giant Problem
Apr 8Monster Movie Madness
Apr 11Marriage Counts
Apr 13Birthday Surprise
Apr 15The Wind Tunnel of Love
Apr 18Unsocial Distancing
Apr 20Be Sexy! Get Vaccinated!
Apr 22Humor as Sexy as a Tree
Apr 25Trickle Down Spending
Apr 27You? U? UUU!!
Apr 29Bed, Bra and Beyond
May 2And the Trophy Goes to…
May 4From Cheeky to Sexcess
May 6Mom Loves You
May 8Mother’s Day? It’s So Unfair!
May 9Hammered by Lust
May 11Hot, Burning Love
May 13Beware the Ides of May
May 16A Taxing Date
May 18Monster Thirst? Monster Love!
May 20I’m Not Fat Today
May 23Carla Discovers Bliss
May 25A Night Out with Studmuffin
May 27Royal Lust
May 30Memorial Day 2021
Jun 1Are You Ready for Date Night?
Jun 3Fabulously Rich
Jun 6The Thrilling Tales Ladies’ Book Club
Jun 8The Birds
Jun 10Be Who You Are
Jun 13Flag Day, 1941
Jun 15Reaction Queen
Jun 17I Want a Girl, Just Like the Girl…Who Married Dear Old Dad
Jun 19Chili Dogs with Dad
Jun 20Going for a Dip?
Jun 22By and Bi
Jun 24Why Cats Don’t Rule the World–Yet
Jun 27Stormy Weather
Jun 29Be Glad, Not Sad
Jul 1Sexy Freedom
Jul 3Independence Day
Jul 4See You Ate Her, Gator
Jul 6Luuuucy
Jul 8So Purty
Jul 11The Perfect Man
Jul 13Hair Today, Married Tomorrow
Jul 15Exam Scam
Jul 18Great Kisser
Jul 20Date Night with Adam West
Jul 22The World’s Favorite Sport
Jul 25Very Hokey, Very Pokey
Jul 27Chaperone? So Unnecessary!
Jul 29Statistics Fun
Aug 1Silence Is Sexy
Aug 3Holy Sex!
Aug 5Buster’s Tunnel of Love
Aug 8No Smooching
Aug 10Gunning for Love
Aug 12You Can’t Buy My Love
Aug 15Married with Children
Aug 17My Favorite Comic of All Time
Aug 19Love Me!
Aug 22Sexy Salutation
Aug 24Panty Pride
Aug 26Pony Expressed
Aug 29A Dirty Shame
Aug 31Instant Romance–and Exercise!
Sep 2The Saga of Dick Sodumb
Sep 5Legendary Labors
Sep 7Sex? It’s a Piece of Cake
Sep 9Poor Men
Sep 12Minimum Requirements
Sep 14Cramming for a Test
Sep 16Life in the Swingers Club
Sep 19Pretend I’m Wrong
Sep 21Be Happy
Sep 23Gag Me
Sep 26Zoom? With Whom?
Sep 28Releasing Her Inner Desires
Sep 30I’m Adorable
Oct 3How Oktoberfest always ends on Monster Island
Oct 5Think Big
Oct 7Honeymoon Excitement
Oct 10Home Room Ghoul
Oct 12Top of the Food Chain?
Oct 14I Can’t Get Her Outta My Head!
Oct 17Horny Halloween
Oct 19He’s Green with Jealousy
Oct 21Outta Brains? Outta Luck!
Oct 24You Can Never Be Too Thin
Oct 26Invisible Love
Oct 27What About Bob?
Oct 28Well, at Least I’m Not Wearing a Cat Costume
Oct 29“He Would Have An Enormous Schwanzschtücker!”
Oct 30Casper the Freaky Ghost
Oct 31Day of the Dead–But Not Forgotten
Nov 2Dora—the Accidental Explorer!
Nov 4Sexy Librarian
Nov 7Big Medicine, Big Lust
Nov 9Needs Her Morning Coffee
Nov 10Veterans Day: Up in Smoke
Nov 11Lovable Me
Nov 14Hogtied by Lust
Nov 16Bullseye Sex
Nov 18He Will
Nov 21Makeup Sex—Round 2
Nov 23Give Thanks—Now!
Nov 24A Popeye Thanksgiving
Nov 25I’m in Love with Me
Nov 28Romance on the Range
Nov 30Senior Sex
Dec 2Half Full Sex
Dec 5The Gift of the Magi 2021
Dec 7You or Me?
Dec 9Kiss Me Right
Dec 12The Taste of Love
Dec 14Nurse Lust
Dec 16I’ll Never Leave You
Dec 19Snow Me
Dec 20Naughty and Nice
Dec 21Leap of Faith–Plus Tony Isabella’s 70th Birthday
Dec 22Mistletoe Bliss
Dec 23Christmas Exhausts Me
Dec 24Christmas Hope
Dec 26Fore Fun
Dec 28I Was a Romance Cover Model
Dec 30Torchy’s 2022 New Year’s Resolutions