Ladies, this is why you should always carry a wedding ring AND a marriage certificate—whether you’re married or not. You might have to prove that your fake marriage is real.
Remember. The marriage police are out there…looking for you.
Teen-Age Temptations #3 (1952) art by Matt Baker
“Do you think they’ll recognize this engraved invitation to our wedding reception as a fake? And why are we traveling with only one suit case and I’m wearing my night gown?”