by John | May 6, 2014 | Blog
Artist unknown. From “My Kisses Were Cheap” in DIARY LOVES #5, 1950.
Ladies, are you having trouble finding a mate? Perhaps that’s because you’ve limited yourself to humans.
There are plenty of attractive alien creatures who’d be tickled pink (and many other colors) to date an Earth female who’s more or less humanoid—like you!!!
Remember all those old sci-fi movies from the 1950s? They were actually documentaries. Mars really does want women from Earth. And so do the gents from Jupiter, Saturn and Pluto—which is a planet damn it.!
(TIP: Men from Pluto tend to overcompensate for their planetary failings by spending obscene amounts of money on their dates. Act now while they’re still feeling humiliated!)
So signup today for the Last Kiss Interplanetary Dating Service and receive a free vaccination for Venusian Venereal Disease!
Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.
by John | May 4, 2014 | Blog
Art by Louis Ravelli from A NIGHT FOR LOVE, 1951.
Dear Men (and Some Women),
I’m now accepting applications from prospective lovers. Please send me your bank statements and an essay (“Why I Want to Be Your Sex Slave” in 69 words or less.) Immediately!
I reserve the right to reject and humiliate all of you—even if you don’t submit an application. —-Therese Von Tramp
Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.
by John | May 4, 2014 | Blog
I received some very funny dialogue submissions in the latest Last Kiss contest, but this one by Peter Tibbles (aka “Pierre”) was the one that made me laugh the loudest.
By the way, Peter also writes (and quips) in his weekly music column at: http://www.timegoesby.net/
Congrats, Peter!
by John | May 1, 2014 | Blog
Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani from Brides in Love #10, 1958.
Time for a new caption contest. Write some funny dialogue for the groom or minister. Then post the dialogue in the comments below.
Over the weekend, I’ll pick the best and post it here along with the winner’s name. Have fun!
Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.
