Original Vintage Art & Text
Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “A Moment to Remember” in First Kiss #21, July 1962. Charlton.
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SCENE: In the background, a guy is walking away from a woman in the foreground who is crying as she runs away. It's night. Possibly they're on a small, brick bridge.
WOMAN (thinking): I can’t believe I waxed for that idiot!
1961 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman
Wax On, Wax Off: John Lustig
21.1.3.6
WOMAN (thinking): I can’t believe I waxed for that idiot!
1961 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman
Wax On, Wax Off: John Lustig
21.1.3.6
And there, silhouetted against the moon, the villagers could see the circus’ Bearded Lady standing on the bridge, cupping her hands to her mouth, and yodeling, “Riiiiii-cooola! Riiiiiii-coooola!”
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I’d hurt his pride and he’d had every right to be angry!..
…But I’m sorry…”Stubby” is just the perfect nickname for his penis.
…It’s really his Dad’s fault for being so hot!
…At the gene pool that is! He’s uglier than a clogged toilet in a slaughter house! You could use his driver’s license photo as a form of birth control! Why, he’s so ugly, his momma kept asking if she could take home the after-birth instead!
Oh my. Okay. Let’s move on to the rest of my interior monologue. Ahem.
What I couldn’t understand…Is why his face hasn’t been declared a war crime!
Someone please stop me! I need help!
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Why was there such an ache in my heart?..
…I mean. I knew why there was an ache in my pelvis. But my heart? I mean he’s gifted. But not that gifted, if you know what I mean.
Happy Bearded Ladies Day
Love is difficult when you’re a werewolf. And you need medical monitoring during the post-waxing recovery.
Though not that difficult when you’re a blue-moon variant.
She waxed, he waned.