Original Vintage Art & Text
Art by John Tartaglione from the story “Dear Jilted” in Brides in Love #8, June 1958. Charlton Comics.
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SCENE: Man holding a red drinking glass is talking to a woman.
MAN: You look familiar!
WOMAN: I’m the mother of your children!
MAN: No, that’s not it!
1958 Art: John Tartaglione Re-ink & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer of Mom’s Favorite Comic: John Lustig
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MAN: You look familiar!
WOMAN: I’m the mother of your children!
MAN: No, that’s not it!
1958 Art: John Tartaglione Re-ink & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer of Mom’s Favorite Comic: John Lustig
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I met Joe at a party and fell hard…
…Fortunately his penis was in the way and I could do the splits
or
…and he was hard when I fell. And neither of us were wearing underwear. And thus the party was saved! Huzzah!
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“These parties are a lot of fun!..
…Look! This one’s so fun, they’re throwing R2D2 around like a beach ball!”
…But then what else could one expect when P Diddy and Jeffrey Epstein co-host 14 year old girls’ slumber party?”
…Not toe nail clipping night level fun. Or ironing the shower curtain kind of fun. But it’s certainly diverting and what not.”
…I haven’t been able to feel my face for the last half hour! I’m not on fire or anything am I?”
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And thus, the passionate but tragic affair between Aardvark from the Pink Panther cartoons and Dylan Mulvaney began!
Seriously though…why are they throwing R2D2 around back there?
“You’re new, aren’t you Janie?” “Yes, I’m the latest model Android from Serve You Corp.”
I swear I saw this previously– with a different background but the same dialog. when would that have been?
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You’ve got a great memory. I’m re-running this comic that I did back in 2014. But I did put in a new background!
She’s one bad mother….
SHUT YOUR MOUTH!!!!
I’m just talking about mothers!
Yeah we can dig it.
She looks like Audrey Hepburn with better breasts.
He looks like repeated punches to his face would be character building.