To win, submit the funniest dialogue for the contest image by Feb. 24, 2013 at 10 p.m. PST.

Submissions must be made on the contest tab of the Last Kiss Facebook page.

You do not have to write dialogue for both word balloons. You can just have the man, the woman or both speak.


On Feb. 27, the winning dialogue will be lettered in the contest comic and posted on and other places where the Last Kiss webcomic appears. The winner’s name will be prominently displayed with the comic.

This instant fame will make you the envy of everyone you’ve ever known—assuming you tell them how cool it is.

You will also receive a high-quality print of your winning comic autographed by John Lustig; plus 10 Last Kiss note cards; and a frankly fabulous print of the infamous Last Kiss gag: “Wonder Woman’s First Hangover.”

At least three runners-up will be selected. Each will receive five Last Kiss note cards.

Important Stuff—if You Want to Win:

The “funniest dialogue” will be selected at the sole discretion and outrageous whim of Last Kiss creator John Lustig.

Posting a link to or promoting another website or product is forbidden and will be cause for removal and possible banning from the site.

Four-letter words or material that is sexually graphic or offensive can result in your submission being removed from the website and consideration.

Yes, Last Kiss jokes are often sexy. But, no—your dialog doesn’t have to be about sex. (There are lots of things funnier than your sex life. Really.)

If you do make a sexual reference, that’s fine. But keep this in mind: John generally finds gags that are slyly suggestive much funnier than gags that are explicitly graphic. Be clever. Not vulgar.

Important Rules & Legal Stuff

Enter as often as you like. But just submit your best gags—not everything that you think is “sorta” funny.

Any entries that are not in English will not be considered and will be removed from the website.

If you do not live in the United States or Canada, you must pay shipping if you wish to have your prize mailed to you.

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