Free Last Kiss goodies at NYC comedy: The Dysfunctional Guide to Home Perfection – Marital Bliss – and Passionate Hot Romance

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If you’re in the NYC area, you can reap the rewards of being a Last Kiss fan and receive:  a discount to a fun comedy, free Last Kiss cards and possibly win a Last Kiss door prize!

The play is THE DYSFUNCTIONAL GUIDE TO HOME PERFECTION – MARITAL BLISS – AND PASSIONATE HOT ROMANCE being performed at The Red Room, 85 E. 4th St., NY, NY starting Feb. 27 and ending March 7.

I haven’t seen the play, but it sounds very Last Kiss-ish and it should be a hoot. It’s being performed by the ladies of A Dysfunctional Theatre Company Production who: “take a comic & critical look at romance through the ages. Playing a variety of roles, rocketing through time, and ultimately discovering that when it comes to love, the more things change, the more they stay the same. A must see for everyone who’s in love, out of love or who just happens to be in the East Village looking for a good time”

Everyone who attends the play will receive three free Last Kiss notecards and be eligible to win a door prize (Last Kiss tote bags or mousepads depending on your luck.) Use the code “KISS” and tickets are $3 off–only $12 apiece by calling Smarttix at 212-868-4444 or at www.FRIGIDnewyork.info

Yes, this is almost too cool to be true!

Send Last Kiss e-cards on JibJab.com

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Last Kiss comics are now available as e-cards through JibJab.com–the premier website for electronic cards, animations, and videos, with more than three million unique monthly visitors.

“We are thrilled to work with Last Kiss”, said JibJab co-founder Evan Spiridellis.  “Their unique library of high quality content was perfectly adapted to JibJab eCard line.”

Like many of the images and videos on the site, the Last Kiss e-cards are “member exclusives.” A year’s subscription allows you  the ability to send an unlimited number of JibJab e-card images and videos.

To view or send the Last Kiss e-cards, click on the following links:

ANNIVERSARY
•Taxes are Sexy
•Enjoying the Little Things
•Marriage Anniversary
•Wedding Bells Anniversary

BABY
•Congrats on the Baby

BIRTHDAY
•Ice Cream Birthday
•Happy Dentist Birthday
•The Perfect Birthday
•Crying on the Birthday
•Birthday Suit
•Happy Birthday Lies

DIVORCE
•Shark and Man

FUN
•Contraception!
•Happy Honeymoon!

GET WELL
•Get Well Soon from the Dentist
•Get Well Soon

LOVE, KISSES & FLIRTS
•Football Friends
•Take Out Hugs
•I Do It For You

SPECIAL OCCASIONS
•Why the BA?

VALENTINES
•I Like It Rough
•Dirty Socks

Birthday verse by Geoffrey Blum

Most people just send me cards, e-mail or call on my birthday. My friend Geoffrey Blum amazes me every year by writing some humorous verse. Sunday, Jan. 25 was my birthday and sure enough another wacky poem showed up in my mail. Until now, I’ve never had a good way to share these witticisms with others. But now I have a blog. So:

I celebrate the Chief Exec
And Emperor of Last Kiss:
His birthday’s come around, by heck!
We wish him every bliss.

The big guns think they’re smart
Designing romance cards for breeders;
But John recycles vintage art,
Updating for his readers.

Bad breath, B.O., the repertoire
Of adolescent wit
Flows cutting-edgewise from this star
Like lactose from a tit.

His merchandise is worth a peek
(Though most of it’s G-rated),
And now he’s online thrice a week:
They call that syndicated.

Victory comes to men of parts
Like falling off a log:
He started small, he showed his smarts,
And now he has a blog!
–Geoffrey Blum

(By the way, Geoff is the world’s foremost authority on Disney comic genius Carl Barks. Check out his site at: http://www.geoffreyblum.com