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Stimulus Package Valentine
Valentine’s Day is a major event in the Lustig household. It’s not well known, but without our lavish Valentine celebrations the candy, flower, stupid-but-adorable gift, and eatable panty industries would collapse.
But times are tough. So we’re praying that Congress includes a modest $1 billion (or two!) Valentine subsidy in the stimulus package. After all, even in desperate times like these, everyone should be able to afford romance…and eatable underwear.
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CAPTION: Happy Valentine’s Day!
WOMAN: Wow! You’re like...the ultimate stimulus package!
MAN: Let’s call Congress!
WOMAN: Wow! You’re like...the ultimate stimulus package!
MAN: Let’s call Congress!