Facebook Couple-Up Contest Winner Laura Drake

The Facebook Couple-Up Contest winning entry by Laura Drake. Pencils by Charles Quinlan. Color and restoration by Diego Jourdan Pereira.

Pencils by Charles Quinlan. Color and restoration by Diego Jourdan Pereira.

Longtime Last Kiss fan Laura Drake won the Facebook portion of the latest Couple-Up Contest. Laura was ahead from almost the beginning—quickly getting the most “like” votes. Congrats, Laura. And bon appetit the escargot!

Other Cool Contest Submissions

Read the winning entry in the GoComics version of the contest.

We received hundreds of wacky submissions. Here are a few of our favorites.

 

 

 

After We’re Married, I’ll Stop Lying to You

Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia. From First Kiss #11, 1959. Click on art to enlarge.

Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia. From First Kiss #11, 1959. Click on art to enlarge.

After we’re married, I’ll stop lying to you…and your parents…and some of your friends.

For example, here’s the truth about my age. I’m 25.

I mean, uh…21.

And, from now on, I’ll be 21 every year. Forever.

That’s the truth. And anyone who says otherwise is LYING!

Meanwhile, back in the present…

See the spiffed-up, new version of this art with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

$1 Million Dollar Baby

Art by Vince Colletta Studio. Originally appeared in First Kiss #40, 1965

Art by Vince Colletta Studio. Originally appeared in First Kiss #40, 1965

Still, if you want to leave a million dollars by the side of the bed, I promise not to complain. Well not much. I guess you better make it $2 million.

Of course, it’s your decision.

It’s not like I’m going to switch your baby with another. And then sell it on eBay to Madonna. And then take the money and…

Say, did I say $2 million? I meant $3 million!

Meanwhile, back in the present…

See the spiffed-up, new version of this art with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

Babies by the Dozen

Art by Vince Colletta Studio. Appeared first in First Kiss #29, 1962.

Art by Vince Colletta Studio. Appeared first in First Kiss #29, 1962.

This comic brought to you by Fawlty Condoms. Why spend a fortune on good condoms when you can have Fawlty Condoms? Free babies with every package!

Meanwhile, back in the present…

See the spiffed-up, new version of this art with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

Web of Love?

Art by Charles Quinlan from Diary Loves #9, 1951.

Art by Charles Quinlan from Diary Loves #9, 1951.

Beware her “Web of Lies!” Actually…beware her “Web of Love” too!

Likewise, beware her:

—“Web of Sex! Sex! Sex!”

—“Web Without Much Sex!”

—And, most of all, “Sex on the Web…at $15.99 a minute!”

Meanwhile, back in the present…

See the spiffed-up, new version of this art with new, funny dialogue in the Last Kiss Couple-Up Contest.

Beware of the Van Burens!

Original art by Vince Colletta Studio from First Kiss #11, 1959.

Original art by Vince Colletta Studio from First Kiss #11, 1959.

You see, David, the Van Burens used to live here. But—good friends with your parents?

I don’t think so!

Why? Well, David, the Van Burens were secretly communist vampires! (And terrorists too!) Sent from another galaxy (and the future) to kidnap unsuspecting capitalist patriots like your parents.

God knows what those evil, atheist aliens would’ve demanded in return for your parents. (Our best theory is that they would’ve insisted that everyone in America be forced to have free healthcare—in Canada!)

Fortunately, we at the F.B.I. (Formidable Bureau of Insanity) stopped them!

Meanwhile, back in the present…

See the spiffed-up, new version of this art with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.