SCENE: Groundhog Punxsutawney Phil emerges from a hole. Behind him in the distance is a tornado.

CAPTION: Who needs science? Not Punxsutawney Phil--the new director ot the U.S. Dept.. of Fact-Free Decrees!

PHIL: Good news! I don’t see my shadow so I predict…good
weather for the foreseeable future!

Foreground Photo: Simone Scholten via Unsplash
Dorothy Gale Fan Club: John Lustig

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