Art by Vince Colletta Studio. Originally appeared in First Kiss #40, 1965

Art by Vince Colletta Studio. Originally appeared in First Kiss #40, 1965

Still, if you want to leave a million dollars by the side of the bed, I promise not to complain. Well not much. I guess you better make it $2 million.

Of course, it’s your decision.

It’s not like I’m going to switch your baby with another. And then sell it on eBay to Madonna. And then take the money and…

Say, did I say $2 million? I meant $3 million!

Meanwhile, back in the present…

See the spiffed-up, new version of this art with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.