I’m not quite through with Christmas. Tomorrow I wrap up my Christmas gag gifts with one more! Happy Holidays, everyone!
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SCENE: Beautiful woman holding two Christmas ornaments in front of her apparently naked breasts.
WOMAN: You can only have one! So...Choose wisely!
Model: Caitlin Litzinger Photo: Allen Freeman
Decoration Committee: John Lustig
caitlinWithOrnaments
WOMAN: You can only have one! So...Choose wisely!
Model: Caitlin Litzinger Photo: Allen Freeman
Decoration Committee: John Lustig
caitlinWithOrnaments


Okay, then I’ll take the one under the mini skirt.
Merry Christmas, Happy Hanaukah, Joyous Kwanzai, and Happy Holidays in general Everyone!
Both. Both would be good.
https://imgur.com/gallery/both-WfOtLRE#/t/why_not_both
Happy Holidays everyone and here’s to unending political commercials in ’26.
All the above
Yep, yanking down the skirt should cause her to drop the ornaments.
New meaning to Ho, Ho, Ho!
Ahd– use of a classic line–
And to All a Good Night!