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SCENE: Beautiful woman holding two Christmas ornaments in front of her apparently naked breasts.
WOMAN: You can only have one! So...Choose wisely!
Model: Caitlin Litzinger Photo: Allen Freeman
Decoration Committee: John Lustig
caitlinWithOrnaments
WOMAN: You can only have one! So...Choose wisely!
Model: Caitlin Litzinger Photo: Allen Freeman
Decoration Committee: John Lustig
caitlinWithOrnaments

Okay, then I’ll take the one under the mini skirt.
Merry Christmas, Happy Hanaukah, Joyous Kwanzai, and Happy Holidays in general Everyone!