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   fine jams and jellies since 1982 on March 15, 2026 at 7:47 pm

   How could it end in anything but shame?

   …Because they’re doing it right!

   …Because “shame” is actually an acronym for “Sexy Hobos Are Majorly Endowed”!

   …Because nothing says he loves you like taking you under the bleachers in a deserted stadium at midnight, where no can hear you scream-er-moan.

   …Because even though he promised her an A if she did it, the English teacher said her work was C+ at best.

   …Because no matter which one of them says, “You taste like your brother,” it’s going to be awkward.

   …Because he just doesn’t have the lung capacity to inflate her any larger.

   Happy Paddy Day!

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   Mr. Scott on March 16, 2026 at 3:55 pm

   How could it end in anything but shame?

   …If they stay in those postures for very long, it’ll end in physical therapy

   …They could pass their artificial respiration course this time, and won’t need the additional study

   …The full moon being up, one could go through their werewolf transformation, and then it’s time for forensics and silver bullets

   …He could recover his dentures from her throat, then it’s off to the restaurant for dinner

   …Over-inflation could make her pop

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