Is She a Gold Digger?

Art by Bill Ward from the story "I Danced with Heartbreak" from DIARY LOVES #9, 1951

Art by Bill Ward from the story “I Danced with Heartbreak” from DIARY LOVES #9, 1951

So you like a boy and he’s dating a girl. (And she isn’t you.) Of course, she’s probably a gold-digging slut. And she probably deserves to be dropped down a mine shaft. But how can you be really sure?

Simple. If she answers “yes” to any of the following questions then go ahead and Google the nearest mine shaft:

1. Do you like money?

2. If there was a test could you prove that you’re a girl?

3. So, no one knows you’re here, right?

4. Wanna visit a mine shaft?

Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

Dad or Stan?

Art by Bill Ward from the story "Rapture at Homecoming Time" in Diary Loves #8, 1951.

Art by Bill Ward from the story “Rapture at Homecoming Time” in Diary Loves #8, 1951.

Oh, Stan! I thought you just wanted me for my body! I feel so…used!

Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

 

Work for Nothing

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story "Made for Romance" in FIRST KISS #4, 1958.

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Made for Romance” in FIRST KISS #4, 1958.

Well, maybe not for nothing. But, gee…you’d think doing these Last Kiss comics would make us insanely rich. The way things are going I barely afford to buy a new yacht.

Meanwhile, back in the present…

See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

Don’t Leave! I’m Excited!

Artist unknown. Art from the story "Censored" in ALL-TRUE ROMANCE #2, 1951.

Artist unknown. Art from the story “Censored” in ALL-TRUE ROMANCE #2, 1951.

Baby, I live for the sort of excitement you cause! Stay and we’ll discover new ways to get excited—together!

Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

I’d Rather Talk to Homicidal Maniacs

Pencils by Dick Giordano from the story "Letter from Long Ago" in FIRST KISS #6, 1958.

Pencils by Dick Giordano from the story “Letter from Long Ago” in FIRST KISS #6, 1958.

In fact, here’s a partial list of people I’d rather talk to than you:

—escaped homicidal maniacs (who’d just like to come in for a moment to use my bathroom.)

—devil-worshiping telemarketers from hell.

—the inebriated ghost of Ayn Rand.

—Donald Trump’s wig.

Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.