Last Kiss at Emerald City 2014

Emerald City Comicon: March 28-30, 2014. Last Kiss will be at Booth #1316.

Emerald City Comicon: March 28-30, 2014. Last Kiss will be at Booth #1316.

Yippee! Emerald City Comicon is March 28-30 and that means I’ve got a good excuse to get out of the office. Even better, I get to meet and talk to fans.

I’ll be at the Last Kiss Booth (#1316)—surrounded by lots of cool Last Kiss merchandise—all three days.

Please come by and say, “Howdy!”

—John Lustig

I Never Gossip

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from "The Terrible Stranger" in BRIDES IN LOVE #10, 1958.

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from “The Terrible Stranger” in BRIDES IN LOVE #10, 1958.

Gossip is a terrible thing.

I know because that’s what my best friend, Louise Friskybiscuit, said when I discovered she was cheating on her boyfriend.

Louise—or “Miss Sluttypants as I call her on Twitter— said to keep my trap shut. And I have.

Honest, I’ll never tell anyone…except you. And maybe her husband.

Meanwhile, back in the present…

See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

Date Daughter or Dad?

Art by Dick Giordano from First Kiss #13, 1960.

Art by Dick Giordano from First Kiss #13, 1960.

“Instead of lectures, your dad gives me cold beers. And hot, roasted beer nuts.

“We watch football, have fart contests and tell dirty jokes.

“Frankly, your dad is a better date than you!”

Meanwhile, back in the present…

See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

No More Dazzle

Original art possibly by Al Hartley. From "Wallflower Sweetheart" in Ten-Story Love #188, 1953.

Original art possibly by Al Hartley. From “Wallflower Sweetheart” in Ten-Story Love #188, 1953.

Steve, please remember: It’s not your fault that I don’t love you anymore. Or even that I can’t stand you.

—Or that your voice irritates me.

—Or that I believe your parents are evil, disgusting, filthy monsters who need to be deported…back to Hell.

—Or that I hate all your friends—except maybe Willy. He’s kinda cute. (Do you have his number?)

—Or that…hmm. On second thought, it’s definitely your fault.

Meanwhile, back in the present…

See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

I Love You Like the Sexy Daughter I Never Had…

Inks by Dick Giordano from First Kiss #21, 1961.

Inks by Dick Giordano from First Kiss #21, 1961.

This isn’t going to change anything, right? You’ll still go with me to my school’s Father Figure-Disappointed Daughter Substitute Dance?

I mean—come on! I already bought the dress. And all the other Father Figures I could be dating are already going—or have been arrested on indecency charges.

Honestly, it’ll be a real crime if I don’t get to go.

Meanwhile, back in the present…

See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.