Original art possibly by Al Hartley. From "Wallflower Sweetheart" in Ten-Story Love #188, 1953.

Original art possibly by Al Hartley. From “Wallflower Sweetheart” in Ten-Story Love #188, 1953.

Steve, please remember: It’s not your fault that I don’t love you anymore. Or even that I can’t stand you.

—Or that your voice irritates me.

—Or that I believe your parents are evil, disgusting, filthy monsters who need to be deported…back to Hell.

—Or that I hate all your friends—except maybe Willy. He’s kinda cute. (Do you have his number?)

—Or that…hmm. On second thought, it’s definitely your fault.

Meanwhile, back in the present…

See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.