Remotely Controlled

Remotely Controlled

Men, there’s only one way to stay in control of your own destiny. It’s called a “TV remote control.”

Guard it. Protect it. Keep it nearby and you control…the universe!

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SCENE: Woman in foreground. In background, a sad man with a pipe.

WOMAN: So you agree I’m right?

MAN (thinking): Must say yes! She's too powerful...as long as she has the TV remote!

Weighting for the Wedding

Weighting for the Wedding

Remember, kids, never get married on an empty stomach…or completely sober!

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SCENE: Just married, a bride and groom kiss.

BRIDE (thinks): Thank God! At last I can gain weight!