by John | Oct 17, 2023 | Blog
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A shadowy (probably female) figure can be seen dimly through a glass door. (Kinda looks like a shower door, but it could be a front door I suppose.)
FEMALE FIGURE: Hey, open up! Don’t be afraid! I’m not a fiend...who’s going to suck out your life force during sex! Althoughreally...would that be so bad? Oh, yeah. I forgot“ Trick or treat!”
Photo: Unsplash’s Joe deSousa Tricky Treats: John Lustig
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by John | Oct 15, 2023 | Blog
A new Last Kiss by Tony Isabella & Diego Jourdan Pereira!
Original Vintage Art & Text
Art by Mike Sekowsky from the story “I Need Your Love” in New Romances #16, June 1953. Published by Standard. The story begins on Page 27.
Curious to see more? Click the link above to read the entire vintage comic book for free on ComicBookPlus.com.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A smiling man dancing with a smiling woman as another smiling woman looks on.
MAN: What a trip! I never expected...
MAN: ...to have two girls tonight!
WOMAN: My sister and I share everything!
WOMAN: I promise you’ve never had...
WOMAN: ...a night like this!
CAPTION: True that. Because with Ron’s cash, credit cards...
CAPTION: ...clothes, car and kidneys...
CAPTION: ...this would be a most profitable night...
CAPTION: ...for the Bilger sisters!
1953 Art: Mike Sekowsky
Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella
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by John | Oct 12, 2023 | Blog
Many cups of java and thanks to my pal Mike Pascale for “zombifying” this art.
(I can’t remember which of us came up with the gag. Often it’s a joint effort.)
Original Vintage Art & Text
Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Second Time Around” in First Kiss #33, Aug. 1963. Charlton Comics. The story begins on Page 23.
Curious to see more? Click the link above to read the entire vintage comic book for free on ComicBookPlus.com.
↓ TranscriptPANEL #1 SCENE: A woman zombie is about the drink a cup of coffee.
SOUND EFFECT: SLURP!
PANEL #2 SCENE: The woman has drunk some coffee and is now alive and human.
WOMAN (thinking): I'm dead 'til my first cup!
I’m
dead ‘til
my first cup!
1963 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Restoration: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Zombification: Mike Pascale Caffeine Cravings: Pascale & Lustig
by John | Oct 10, 2023 | Blog
So, I’m officially launching the Last Kiss Halloween and horror gags for this year! Most will be brand new. A few—because I’m having cataract surgery this week and again later in the month—will be re-runs. So let the giggles (and groaning) begin!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A female vampire, Frankenstein's monster and a human skeleton are in a graveyard. A witch is flying on a broomstick in the sky.
VAMPIRE: Halloween used to be such good, clean fun! Murders! Blood baths! Mars bars! But now…Now we just terrorize Last Kiss readers with ghastly gags!
Frankenstein's Monster: If I wasn’t already dead, I’d die of shame!
SKELETON: Ugh! Lustig’s humor wears me down to the bone!
WITCH: Watta buncha cry babies! Don’t they know…life’s a witch!
Art: A.I. Witchcraft Monstrous Mirth: John Lustig
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by John | Oct 25, 2022 | Uncategorized
Transcript:
SCENE: Image of a cat wrapped up like a mummy.
CAT (thinks): Curses! Defeated by my 2-ply nemesis again!
CAPTION: Now in no theaters Near You!
CAPTION: Mummy Cat™ vs. The Toilet Paper Roll…from Heck!
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: Image of a cat wrapped up like a mummy.
CAT (thinks): Curses! Defeated by my 2-ply nemesis again!
CAPTION: Now in no theaters Near You!
CAPTION: Mummy Cat™ vs. The Toilet Paper Roll...from Heck!
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