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SCENE: A shadowy (probably female) figure can be seen dimly through a glass door. (Kinda looks like a shower door, but it could be a front door I suppose.)

FEMALE FIGURE: Hey, open up! Don’t be afraid! I’m not a fiend...who’s going to suck out your life force during sex! Althoughreally...would that be so bad? Oh, yeah. I forgot“ Trick or treat!”

Photo: Unsplash’s Joe deSousa Tricky Treats: John Lustig