Dancing With The Stars

Dancing With The Stars

Maybe you can’t be on Dancing with the Stars. But you can feel better—or at least make me feel better—by buying this Last Kiss gag as a birthday card. Free shipping.

More Dancing with the Stars Fantasies…

Hmm. I’m not sure where this photo originally came from, but thanks to Last Kiss fan “Cubby” who alerted me to these possible “Dancing” Stars.

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WOMAN: Another year older and I still haven't danced with the stars!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio

Tip Waiter…and Wife?

Tip Waiter…and Wife?

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MAN: I never tip! Why should I?

WOMAN: Maybe so the waiter won’t spit in your food...like I do!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio

Disturbing Love Advice from Your Mom

Disturbing Love Advice from Your Mom

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YOUNG WOMAN CRYING: Oh, Mom! Can I trust him?

MOM: Sure! Just not with me…’cause apparently I’m smokin’ hot!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio

Three Little Words She’s Dying to Hear

Three Little Words She’s Dying to Hear

“You can never be too rich or too thin.”
–Wallis Simpson (The Duchess of Windsor)

“Wallis Simpson was an idiot. And a Nazi sympathizer. On the plus side, she was really thin.”
–John Lustig (The Duke of Donuts)

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WOMAN: Oh, Darling! Say it again!

MAN: You’re too skinny!

Pencils by Dick Giordano. Inks by either Giordano or Vince Colletta.

Sex Equals Blockbuster Movie?

Sex Equals Blockbuster Movie?

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WOMAN: Sex is like a blockbuster movie! When it’s great, I lust for a sequel!

Art by either Dick Giordano by himself or by Dick Giordano & Vince Colletta.