“You can never be too rich or too thin.”
–Wallis Simpson (The Duchess of Windsor)

“Wallis Simpson was an idiot. And a Nazi sympathizer. On the plus side, she was really thin.”
–John Lustig (The Duke of Donuts)

↓ Transcript
WOMAN: Oh, Darling! Say it again!

MAN: You’re too skinny!

Pencils by Dick Giordano. Inks by either Giordano or Vince Colletta.