by John | Jan 19, 2010 | Uncategorized
Let’s look for it in the back of my car tonight…
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Two students studying during a class.
WOMAN: Gosh! I lost my sense of shame! Wanna help me look for it?
MAN: Sure…as long as we don’t find it!
by John | Jan 17, 2010 | Uncategorized
Is it just me–or am I especially good looking today?
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Beautiful woman in a long, flowing red gown swirls her dress and smiles.
WOMAN: I’m here! Let the flattery and fun begin!
by John | Jan 14, 2010 | Uncategorized
Sprechen Sie Deutsch? To read this comic in German click here.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Two women and a man are standing at a train station.
FIRST WOMAN: …so, you’ll be okay while I’m gone?
MAN: Sure! I’ve hired this young lady to move in and, uh…be the kids’ new mommy!
SECOND WOMAN: Kids? You've got kids?
by John | Jan 12, 2010 | Uncategorized
Are you a woman? If so, you may be too busy to read this comic…
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Multiple image of a woman painting, cutting the grass, and doing chores around the house.
WOMAN: Ha! Who says women can’t have it all?
by John | Jan 10, 2010 | Uncategorized
Comics or romance? Fortunately, I’ve never had to choose…
↓ TranscriptCAPTION: The Army sent me to Frozen Hope, Alaska--a place so remote that snowmen are counted as eligible voters...and snow women as eligible dates! Many a romance ends during the spring
thaw! Frustrated and frostbitten, I gave up on love and started reading comic books! But then, one day...
PANEL 1:
SCENE: Man is startled as he sees a woman.
MAN: Good grief! Areyou...a woman?
WOMAN: There's only one way to find out, mister!
PANEL 2:
SCENE First man and woman kiss as an older man looks on in alarm.
CAPTION: Just then, the owner of Frozen Hope Comics showed up!
OLDER MAN: Joe, no! I've got a new X-Men waiting for you!
PANEL 3:
SCENE: Older man and older woman talk.
OLDER WOMAN: Give up, pulp pusher! he's found something better than comics!
OLDER MAN: Is that...possible?
