All I Want Is You
Dog Not So Gone
It’s a dog’s life…if you’re lucky!
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SCENE: A woman is carrying a dog. The dog looks soulfully at the readers.
CAPTION: Ralph discovers one of the good bits about being turned into a dog!
DOG: I can pee on the floor…and she still sleeps with me! How about you?
Caption ©2010 Orson Scott Card
Art & dialog ©2010 Last Kiss Inc
CAPTION: Ralph discovers one of the good bits about being turned into a dog!
DOG: I can pee on the floor…and she still sleeps with me! How about you?
Caption ©2010 Orson Scott Card
Art & dialog ©2010 Last Kiss Inc
M-M-Magic F-F-Fingers!
Orson Scott Card created a lot of captions for my recent dialog contest and I could only use one. They were too much fun to waste, though.
So–with Orson’s permission–I dialogued two of the wildest. Here’s the first. The second appears Friday.
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SCENE: Young woman lying face down on a bed with a green bedspread.
CAPTION: Alien spy Ha’as Fratu got his jollies by taking the form of a green bedspread!
WOMAN: o-o-o-o-w-ee! I m-must be the l-luckiest g-girl in the universe! I p-put a
quarter in t-three hours ago…and the b-bed’s still v-v-vibrating!
Caption ©2010 Orson Scott Card
Art & dialog ©2010 Last Kiss Inc
CAPTION: Alien spy Ha’as Fratu got his jollies by taking the form of a green bedspread!
WOMAN: o-o-o-o-w-ee! I m-must be the l-luckiest g-girl in the universe! I p-put a
quarter in t-three hours ago…and the b-bed’s still v-v-vibrating!
Caption ©2010 Orson Scott Card
Art & dialog ©2010 Last Kiss Inc
It’s Not Just Sex…
I hate it when you forget whom you’re sleeping with. It makes thank you notes so difficult!
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Young man is smiling at a young woman in a party dress. She coming down the stairs towards him.
HIM: It’s not just sex! I really love you, Mary!
HER: My name’s Marsha! But close enough!
HIM: It’s not just sex! I really love you, Mary!
HER: My name’s Marsha! But close enough!
I Like People, But…
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WOMAN TO MAN: Sure, I like people! It's just men that I find disgusting!
