by John | Apr 1, 2012 | Uncategorized
And here’s the original 1960s art:
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman talking to a man.
WOMAN: I’d never marry for money! But…how much are we talking about?
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
by John | Mar 11, 2012 | Uncategorized
Below is the original First Kiss romance art from the 1960s. You can tell the guy is a writer (a poet actually) because he’s wearing an ascot tie.
All writers wear ascots because…we can. As soon as I get dressed in the morning (which is usually about 2 p.m.), I put on an ascot.
Sometimes I wear a shirt and pants. But—always an ascot!
↓ TranscriptMAN: I’m not one of those dime-a-dozen millionaires! I’m stinking rich!
WOMAN: Smells good to me!
Art by John Tartaglione
by John | Jul 28, 2011 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptSON: Mom, tuition’s going up! And we were wondering if you…
MOM: Sorry! Gotta balance my budget! So I’m turning this over to the private sector…And putting you up for adoption!
by John | Jun 19, 2011 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Man and woman outside eating hot dogs.
WOMAN: Fancy Date! So what’d it be
like if you weren’t trying to impress me?
MAN: You'd pay!
Art by Vince Colletta
by John | May 26, 2011 | Uncategorized
See? I didn’t forget your birthday. I did this comic, (insert your name), just for you!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Man and woman dancing.
WOMAN: Silly me! I thought you forgot my birthday!
MAN (thinking): Birthday? Oh…crud! Now she’ll expect me to pay for dinner!
