by John | May 17, 2011 | Uncategorized
I’ve spoken to your spouse and she (or was it “he?”) assures me that she/he didn’t marry you for money.
In fact, she (he or even “it”) assures me that given a chance to remarry you “there isn’t enough money in the world to make me do it again!”
↓ TranscriptWOMAN: Of course I love you! If I was marrying you for money...I’d marry someone else!
Pencils by Charles Nicholas
by John | Jan 23, 2011 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptWOMAN: You can steal my heart! But hands off my credit cards!
by John | Nov 18, 2010 | Uncategorized
The benefits of a bad economy–you’re still attractive to women. Well, some women.
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Hmm. I originally had the woman say the line (see original version below), but the consensus from fans has been that it’s funnier if the guy says the line. So I’ve changed it. The guy is now the cad!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Man and woman hugging.
WOMAN: I guess you’ll do…until I can afford better!
Inked, enhanced and colored by Allen Freeman
by John | Oct 10, 2010 | Uncategorized
Let’s pretend I already bought it. Then we can both be happy…for a change.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman talking to a man.
WOMAN: Let’s pretend
you’re rich! Then you
can buy me something I really like…for a change!
by John | Apr 19, 2010 | Uncategorized
A diamond is not necessarily a man’s best friend…
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A man and woman embrace passionately.
WOMAN: Our love is like a flawless diamond! So lovely! So exciting!
MAN: So sure to disappear...when I can't make the payments!
