Weighting for the Wedding

Weighting for the Wedding

Remember, kids, never get married on an empty stomach…or completely sober!

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SCENE: Just married, a bride and groom kiss.

BRIDE (thinks): Thank God! At last I can gain weight!

The Ultimate Last Kiss

The Ultimate Last Kiss

Here’s the second gruesome gal in Last Kiss’s Zombie Week. Below is the original gorgeous art (by Dick Giordano) that Mike Pascale and I transformed for our Halloween week celebration.

Click to enlarge.

For more about the fascinating Mike Pascale, check out his art on his site/Facebook page; his “A Picture’s Worth Column” on Wednesday’s Heroes; or his Bru-Hed comics.

To see all of Mike’s Last Kiss Halloween comics so far, click Pascale-Halloween.

Return of the Scarf People

Return of the Scarf People

No, wearing a scarf doesn’t mean you’re gay. It means you…uh, want to be a cowboy. That’s it. I mean–John Wayne wore scarves…or at least bandanas. Manly bandanas! Spit-in-your-eye, tough-guy bandanas!

So there you go! If you’re not wearing a bandana chances are…you’re gay!

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SCENE: A man and a woman--both wearing scarves--kiss.

BOTH (thinking) There! This proves I’m not gay!

A Kiss without Kids

A Kiss without Kids

That’s some kiss!!!

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SCENE: A man and a woman embracing right after a kiss.

WOMAN: Gosh! I forgot the kids…for five whole seconds!

MAN: We've got kids?


I Love…Who?

I Love…Who?

This is the last single-panel gag I’ll be running for awhile. Starting Monday (May 17) I’ll be switching over to a three-week-long continuing story. And Last Kiss will appear twice as often–six times a week.

Why am I doing this? You can wait and find out Monday. Or you can read my blog now and find out!

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SCENE: Man and woman kissing passionately.

WOMAN: At last...I’m in love with only one man at a time!

MAN: Jeepers! Is it anyone I know?