Job Interview—Passed!

Job Interview—Passed!

I think if you’re office has deep purple walls, it’s a pretty good tip that something funny is going on.

Kissing? Sure, why not?

I mean, you’d have to keep your eyes shut just to keep from going blind or crazy in that room. So you might as well be kissing while you’re in there with your eyes closed!

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SCENE: A woman opens an office door and finds another woman and a man kissing passionately.

WOMAN (opening door): Oh, dear!
I see you’ve already picked
a secretary!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio

One Kiss, Two Questions!

One Kiss, Two Questions!

In comic books, sometimes people just kiss.

But more often they think and kiss at the same time. They think about whether they’re kissing the right person. They think about whether they can pay the rent; pass their math test; or even conquer the universe.

Now maybe you do all those things when you kiss, but I don’t. Not if it’s a really good kiss.

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SCENE: Man and woman kissing on a tropical beach.

WOMAN (thinking): Is he the boy I'll love...forever?

MAN (thinking): Is she the girl who proves...I'm gay...forever?

Art by Vince Colletta Studio

Weighting for the Wedding

Weighting for the Wedding

Remember, kids, never get married on an empty stomach…or completely sober!

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SCENE: Just married, a bride and groom kiss.

BRIDE (thinks): Thank God! At last I can gain weight!

The Ultimate Last Kiss

The Ultimate Last Kiss

Here’s the second gruesome gal in Last Kiss’s Zombie Week. Below is the original gorgeous art (by Dick Giordano) that Mike Pascale and I transformed for our Halloween week celebration.

Click to enlarge.

For more about the fascinating Mike Pascale, check out his art on his site/Facebook page; his “A Picture’s Worth Column” on Wednesday’s Heroes; or his Bru-Hed comics.

To see all of Mike’s Last Kiss Halloween comics so far, click Pascale-Halloween.

Return of the Scarf People

Return of the Scarf People

No, wearing a scarf doesn’t mean you’re gay. It means you…uh, want to be a cowboy. That’s it. I mean–John Wayne wore scarves…or at least bandanas. Manly bandanas! Spit-in-your-eye, tough-guy bandanas!

So there you go! If you’re not wearing a bandana chances are…you’re gay!

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SCENE: A man and a woman--both wearing scarves--kiss.

BOTH (thinking) There! This proves I’m not gay!