Courtship? Completely Clueless!

Courtship? Completely Clueless!


More Last Kiss fun courtesy of fan writer “fine jams and jellies since 1982!”

(Last week I launched That Was Then, This Is Now” as an occasional Last Kiss feature. If you missed my announcement and want to know more, here it is.)

 

 

 

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Last Kiss Presents...
That Was 1963, This Is Now!
What the characters said in 1963...
And what they’d say now!
WOMAN: Well, I did tell you my ring size! and I e-mailed you a list of honeymoon locations!

Next I signed you up for that seminar “How to Make a Commitment!” and then I rented a billboard that said, “Darling, You Knocked Me Up Again...

“We Really Should Make Sure At Least One of our Children is Legitimate!”

But I guess that was too subtle for you.

1963 Art: Dick Giordano New Color: Allen Freeman & Mike Pascale
New Dialogue: “fine jams and jellies since 1982” Edits: John Lustig

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That Was 1958, This Is Now!

That Was 1958, This Is Now!

I’m excited to present a new, reoccurring Last Kiss feature: “That Was Then, This Is Now!” I created it primarily to showcase the humor of long-time fan “fine jams and jellies since 1982.”
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For years Jams has been making outrageously funny comments here on my website. I’ve turned a few into Last Kiss comics. But—because Jams’ quips are about the vintage comics on my site—most are best enjoyed when seen with those comics.
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So I came up “That Was Then, This Is Now!” I hope you like it. More are on the way over the coming weeks and months.
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Many thanks to Jams for all the hilarity and letting me adapt his quips.
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—John Lustig

 

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Last Kiss Presents...
That Was 1958, This Is Now!
What the characters said in 1958...
And what they’d say now!

And once I convince him to drop that restraining order...we'll be together forever!
1958 Art: Dick Giordano New Color: Allen Freeman
New Dialogue: “fine jams and jellies since 1982” Edits: John Lustig
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No Words Were Spoken

No Words Were Spoken

More fun from fan “fine jams and jellies since 1982!”

Art by John Tartaglione from the story “My Confidence Man” in First Kiss #5, 1958. The story begins on Page 13.

Click the link above to read the entire vintage comic book for free on ComicBookPlus.com.

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SCENE: Man and woman starting to kiss.

CAPTION: No words were spoken. None were needed……mostly because they had both figured out how to......tap out “I love you” in Morse code...with their tongues!

1958 Art: John Tartaglione Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: “fine jams and jellies since 1982”

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Wedding Night? It’s a Surprise!

Wedding Night? It’s a Surprise!

Mystery Man: Fine Jams

Lots of clever Last Kiss readers post fun comments on my website. But the fan known as “fine jams and jellies since 1982” is unique. His frequent and fantastically funny comments—usually about the original comic book panels—have been so popular that he’s developed his own fan base.
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Years ago, I turned one of his comments into an actual Last Kiss comic. Today’s comic is the second “Fine Jams” Last Kiss. And there definitely will be more in the future.
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I hope you enjoy them as much as I do!
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—John Lustig

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani from “The Bride of 5th Avenue” in Brides in Love #10, Nov. 1958. Published by Charlton.

Curious to see more? Click the link above to read the entire vintage comic book for free on ComicBookPlus.com’s presentation of the comic. The story begins on Page 8.

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SCENE: Bride and groom getting married and kissing in a church.

CAPTION: Dave wondered if he had taken his curiosity too far.

But Joan kept telling him she wouldn’t give “it” up until her wedding night.

And he was just dying to find out what “it” was. So…

1958 Art: Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani
Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: “fine jams and jellies since 1982”
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It’s Not You

It’s Not You

The joke in today’s comic comes from a comment on my site earlier this year by a very funny fan who goes by the moniker “fine jams and jellies since 1982.”

Jam (as I call him) frequently posts hilarious comments on my site. I’m pleased to present one of those comments today as actual Last Kiss dialogue. (Thanks, Jam!)

If you want more chuckles, check out Jam’s Last Kiss comments (along with those of Dave Dell and others) over the last year or so.

Art by John Tartaglione from the story “My Confidence Man” in FIRST KISS #5, 1958.

 

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WOMAN (to man): It’s not you…or even me! It’s all the other men I’m sleeping with!

1958 Art: John Tartaglione Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Guest Dialogue by “Fine jams and jellies since 1982”

Art by John Tartaglione from the story “My Confidence Man” in FIRST KISS #5, 1958.

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WOMAN (to man): It’s not you…or even me! It’s all the other men I’m sleeping with!

1958 Art: John Tartaglione Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Guest Dialogue by “Fine jams and jellies since 1982”

Art by John Tartaglione from the story "My Confidence Man" in FIRST KISS #5, 1958.

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