by John | Sep 19, 2023 | Blog
More fun from fan “fine jams and jellies since 1982!”
Original Vintage Art & Text
Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani from the story “Good Ole Joe” in First Kiss #1, Dec. 1957. Published by Charlton. Story begins on Page 28.
Curious to see more? Click the link above to read the entire vintage comic book for free on ComicBookPlus.com.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Closeup of a man and woman kissing.
CAPTION: As a dentist, Ed often went above and beyond......when it came to checking for plaque deposits!
WOMAN (thinking): This is so cool! I never have to rinse and spit!
1957 Art: Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writers: “fine jams and jellies since 1982”
& John Lustig
01.6.3.3
by John | Oct 1, 2020 | Uncategorized
Art by Dick Giordano from the story “The Proposal” in FIRST KISS #31, April 1963.
Transcript:
Scene: Woman is in a dental chair talking to a dentist.
WOMAN: No, really! You’re the first man who’s ever filled all my cavities…this way!
1963 Art: Dick Giordano Foreground Color: Allen Freeman
31.3.3.2
↓ TranscriptScene: Woman is in a dental chair talking to a dentist.
WOMAN: No, really! You’re the first man who’s ever filled all my cavities...this way!
1963 Art: Dick Giordano Foreground Color: Allen Freeman
31.3.3.2
by John | Mar 9, 2014 | Blog
Art by Dick Giordano from First Kiss #31, 1963.
I admit my date with my dentist didn’t start out well.
I mean, I had to make an appointment. And the receptionist Carol asked me for my insurance—almost like I was really there to get my wisdom teeth pulled!
But then Carol took me to a small room. It was decorated to look like a dental office. But I knew it was really a private dining room. I sat in a big, deluxe chair—comfy enough for wild, dental sex!
Then Carol handed me a big bib and, of course, I squealed like a teenage girl on her first date. (Which—by the way—I was.)
“Oh, my! Is this a lobster bib?” I asked. “I’ve never had lobster before. I’m a lobster virgin!”
Carol just shook her head and walked away. She never came back. She didn’t even take my drink order. (No tip for that bitch!)
I was pretty steamed, but then—a mere 45 minutes later—Dr. Dreamboat showed up for our date. So I couldn’t stay angry.
And, guess what? He gave me drugs. What a great way to start a date!
I don’t actually remember anything after that. But—after I woke up and stopped throwing up—I was super sore! So I knew I must’ve had a good time.
And that’s when I knew…I was in love!
Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.
by John | Mar 9, 2014 | Uncategorized
Meanwhile, back in 1963…
See the original 1963 art and dialogue for today’s Last Kiss webcomic here.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A male dentist talks to a woman who's sitting in a dental chair.
DENTIST: Your oral hygiene sucks! But your oral technique...blows
me away!
Art: Dick Giordano Color: Allen Freeman
©2014 Last Kiss Inc
31.3.3.2B
by John | Mar 8, 2011 | Uncategorized
Oh, crud. Running this gag made me realize that I’m long overdue for a visit to my own dentist’s torture chamber. (I got the reminder card a year or so ago–and promptly forgot about it.) Time for an appointment. Arrrgh
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman smiling in dentist chair. Dentist is standing next to her and smiling.
WOMAN: I’ve had dates fill my cavities before...but never like this!
Art by Dick Giordano
