Oh, crud. Running this gag made me realize that I’m long overdue for a visit to my own dentist’s torture chamber. (I got the reminder card a year or so ago–and promptly forgot about it.) Time for an appointment. Arrrgh

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SCENE: Woman smiling in dentist chair. Dentist is standing next to her and smiling.

WOMAN: I’ve had dates fill my cavities before...but never like this!

Art by Dick Giordano