A Message from Your Cat

A Message from Your Cat

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SCENE: Closeup of a worried looking tabby cat.

CAT: Of course you should get the dog neutered! But not me...‘Cause I’m gay! So, so gay!

Art: A.I. Magic Feline Friend: John Lustig
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Rescue Cat

Rescue Cat

Have a happy, lucky and safe Friday the 13th!

Many thanks—even more than usual—to cat wrangler Tony Isabella for coming up with the perfect gag for today.

 

 

 

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BLACK CAT: You know what I did after my humans rescued me and gave me a home? I rescued them right back!

With apologies to Pretty Woman

Art: Luviene ©2020 Last Kiss Inc
Text by Cat Dialogue Coach: Tony Isabella

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BLACK CAT: You know what I did after my humans rescued me and gave me a home? I rescued them right back!

With apologies to Pretty Woman

Art: Luviene ©2020 Last Kiss Inc
Text by Cat Dialogue Coach: Tony Isabella
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Kiddy Kat Kandy

Kiddy Kat Kandy

Happy Halloween, everyone!

 

 

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SCENE: A photo of a cat wearing a tie (with a candy corn pattern) and an orange shirt collar.

CAT: KitKat Bars? Again?!! %$#@!!! Where are the good Halloween treats…like rats?

Photo: Brandon Griggs Dialogue: John Lustig

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SCENE: A photo of a cat wearing a tie (with a candy corn pattern) and an orange shirt collar.

CAT: KitKat Bars? Again?!! %$#@!!! Where are the good Halloween treats...like rats?

Photo: Brandon Griggs Dialogue: John Lustig



Fashion Review from Your Cat

Fashion Review from Your Cat

Today's Last Kiss comic

Original Art & Text.

Artist unknown. From Bride’s Secrets #3, 1954.

 

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SCENE: Woman putting on some stockings while a cat sits nearby on a chair licking his/her paw.)

CAT (thinking): Her legs look fabulous in those stockings. Should I claw them now…or hold off ‘til she and her date are walking out the door?

1954 Artist Unknown Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Guest Writer: Tony Isabella

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SCENE: Woman putting on some stockings while a cat sits nearby on a chair licking his/her paw.)

CAT (thinking): Her legs look fabulous in those stockings. Should I claw them now...or hold off ‘til she and her date are walking out the door?

1954 Artist Unknown Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Guest Writer: Tony Isabella


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A Bucketful of Bad Luck

A Bucketful of Bad Luck

Have a safe (and lucky) Friday the 13th!

 

Transcript:

SCENE: A black cat is inside an orange bucket, looking out with some concern.

CAT (thinking): It’s Friday the 13th! No way I’m going anywhere without my lucky rabbit foot! Too bad I ate it.

Adapted from a photo by Marina Khrapova

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SCENE: A black cat is inside an orange bucket, looking out with some concern.

CAT (thinking): It's Friday the 13th! No way I'm going anywhere without my lucky rabbit foot! Too bad I ate it.

Adapted from a photo by Marina Khrapova

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