by John | Nov 12, 2020 | Uncategorized
Have a happy, lucky and safe Friday the 13th!
Many thanks—even more than usual—to cat wrangler Tony Isabella for coming up with the perfect gag for today.
Transcript:
BLACK CAT: You know what I did after my humans rescued me and gave me a home? I rescued them right back!
With apologies to Pretty Woman
Art: Luviene ©2020 Last Kiss Inc
Text by Cat Dialogue Coach: Tony Isabella
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↓ TranscriptBLACK CAT: You know what I did after my humans rescued me and gave me a home? I rescued them right back!
With apologies to Pretty Woman
Art: Luviene ©2020 Last Kiss Inc
Text by Cat Dialogue Coach: Tony Isabella
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by John | Oct 29, 2020 | Uncategorized
Happy Halloween, everyone!
Transcript:
SCENE: A photo of a cat wearing a tie (with a candy corn pattern) and an orange shirt collar.
CAT: KitKat Bars? Again?!! %$#@!!! Where are the good Halloween treats…like rats?
Photo: Brandon Griggs Dialogue: John Lustig
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A photo of a cat wearing a tie (with a candy corn pattern) and an orange shirt collar.
CAT: KitKat Bars? Again?!! %$#@!!! Where are the good Halloween treats...like rats?
Photo: Brandon Griggs Dialogue: John Lustig
by John | Mar 24, 2020 | Uncategorized
Artist unknown. From Bride’s Secrets #3, 1954.
Transcript:
SCENE: Woman putting on some stockings while a cat sits nearby on a chair licking his/her paw.)
CAT (thinking): Her legs look fabulous in those stockings. Should I claw them now…or hold off ‘til she and her date are walking out the door?
1954 Artist Unknown Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Guest Writer: Tony Isabella
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman putting on some stockings while a cat sits nearby on a chair licking his/her paw.)
CAT (thinking): Her legs look fabulous in those stockings. Should I claw them now...or hold off ‘til she and her date are walking out the door?
1954 Artist Unknown Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Guest Writer: Tony Isabella
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by John | Dec 12, 2019 | Uncategorized
Have a safe (and lucky) Friday the 13th!
Transcript:
SCENE: A black cat is inside an orange bucket, looking out with some concern.
CAT (thinking): It’s Friday the 13th! No way I’m going anywhere without my lucky rabbit foot! Too bad I ate it.
Adapted from a photo by Marina Khrapova
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: A black cat is inside an orange bucket, looking out with some concern.
CAT (thinking): It's Friday the 13th! No way I'm going anywhere without my lucky rabbit foot! Too bad I ate it.
Adapted from a photo by Marina Khrapova
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by John | Oct 30, 2019 | Uncategorized
Happy Halloween!
Transcript:
CAT (with fluffy chest fur) thinks: You want scary? For Halloween, I’m dressing up…as a poodle!
Adapted from a photo by Madalyn Cox
↓ TranscriptCAT (with fluffy chest fur) thinks: You want scary? For Halloween, I’m dressing up…as a poodle!
Adapted from a photo by Madalyn Cox
