Original Vintage Art & Text
Art by Dick Giordano from the cover of Love Diary #34, Sept. 1964. Published by Charlton.
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SCENE: In the foreground a man and woman are embracing and probably about to kiss. In the background a second woman looks on.
MAN (thinking): I was only going to sleep with one of them. But, this is Last Kiss! So...
WOMAN (thinking): I was only going to sleep with one of them. But...
SECOND WOMAN (thinking): I was only going to sleep with...
1963 Art: Dick Giordano Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Sleep Deprived: John Lustig
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MAN (thinking): I was only going to sleep with one of them. But, this is Last Kiss! So...
WOMAN (thinking): I was only going to sleep with one of them. But...
SECOND WOMAN (thinking): I was only going to sleep with...
1963 Art: Dick Giordano Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Sleep Deprived: John Lustig
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Leads to this question:
https://imgur.com/t/why_not_both/WfOtLRE
And the correct answer is: Yes! Both!
“Ray is no longer my friend. I also chucked his gift in the trash.”
I think that’s the logical and correct thing to do, Calvins Brother. The only thing even better is she stuffed both of them in the trash.
“When I got there my sweetheart and my friend gave me the saddest present of all…”
– A suspicious rash
– A bill for someone else’s plastic surgery
– An 8×10 glossy of the winner of the this year’s Miss Hairy Back U.S.A. pageant.
– A slightly dirty, rumpled and used… coupon to the All You Can Eat 3 Day Old Gas Station Sushi Buffet (where was your mind going, people?)
– A brand new discount coupon to The Dodgy Guy With The Hoover Vacuum In The Back Of An Unmarked White Van mobile liposuction clinic
– A cold sore that you’ve never seen before
– A cold sore that’s not quite in the right place
– A gift certificate to get your eyes uncrossed
– A girdle and a tape measure
– A second bag (in case the first one wasn’t enough)
and finally number 10
– Ray’s brother, Goober (sorry if I’ve offended any Goober’s out there!)
These are great, PKM! Fun stuff. But…is there a “right place” for a cold sore?
There’s definitely a wrong place for a cold sore.
Thanks John!