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   Dave Dell on November 17, 2023 at 3:45 am

   She’s probably found the perfect man several times. They were good listeners and made the rational choice to find someone else that wasn’t mind numbingly vapid.

   She should get a dog. If the dog likes the guy she should settle for “perfect enough”.

   The guy who’ll listen to your astrology bs in the hopes of getting laid is not “the perfect man”. Or is he?

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   Dave Dell on November 17, 2023 at 4:18 am

   Have to add another:

   Her: I’ve been hurt before.

   Perfect Man: By your own expectations?

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   Rex on November 17, 2023 at 5:53 am

   I’ve heard of Coyote Ugly, she’s Coyote Crazy.

   (Coyotes are reputed to gnaw off their own limbs when caught in a trap)

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   Calvins Brother on November 17, 2023 at 9:01 am

   She suddenly breaks into “The hills are alive with the sound of music!”

   Wait, wait. Stop the music.

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   Rudolf vonLuchen on November 17, 2023 at 10:06 am

   I remember a joke about a woman who found the perfect man. He was looking for the perfect woman.

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