Last Kiss fun by Tony Isabella & Allen Freeman!
Original Vintage Art & Text
Art by John Tartaglione from the story “My Confidence Man” in First Kiss #5, 1958. The story beings on Page 13.
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MAN: Ah, mon petit fromage...Tes cheveux brillent si magnifiquement...ça me distrait de tes seins succulents!
WOMAN: I don’t know, Rodney. You think it’s appropriate ...going to the furry con...cosplaying Pepe Le Pew?
1958 Art: John Tartaglione Character Color: Allen Freeman
Writer: Tony Isabella
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WOMAN: I don’t know, Rodney. You think it’s appropriate ...going to the furry con...cosplaying Pepe Le Pew?
1958 Art: John Tartaglione Character Color: Allen Freeman
Writer: Tony Isabella
5.3.6.2.Clear_Rz
“Dick, how did you get…
…that back in your pants? Really. It’s like you’re smuggling a garden hose in your trousers.”
…the idea that I was into guys who look like rejected Dick Tracy villains? Who were you supposed to be? Constipation Face?”
…out of those handcuffs? Damn. I knew I should have paid for quality.”
…out of jail? Damn that judge! What am I paying him for?”
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“I’ll leave if you ask me to Rita! I won’t bother you again if you do.”
“Okay. I’m asking. Leave and never bother me again.”
“If that’s what you want.”
“That’s what I want.”
“If you’re sure.”
“I’m sure.”
“Okay then. I’m leaving. And I’ll never, ever come back.”
“I look forward to your absence.”
“Not ever.”
“Those are the two most wonderful words in the English language right now.”
“Not ever, ever, ever. Last time you’ll see me.”
“Why settle for just not seeing you? I’d be happy not to see, hear, smell, taste, or touch you either.”
“I know you’ll think about me sometimes. You might even miss me.”
“Only if I can’t reload the gun fast enough.”
“But don’t blame yourself Rita. It just wasn’t meant to be.”
“That’s the funny thing about things that never were. Turns out they were never meant to be.”
“Don’t cry Rita. I know you want to cry. Let me go gently.”
“Would this go faster if I left first? I’ll leave first.”
Rita moved out of the house that evening. Legend says he’s still standing there, looking constipated.
Oh, my. You really out did yourself this time! Super funny!
Pepe Le Pew learns his lesson. Repeatedly.
https://imgur.com/t/catwoman/rWsFdsN
Fabulous. Everyone involved in this whole day take a bow!