Caffeine to the Rescue

Caffeine to the Rescue

Many cups of java and thanks to my pal Mike Pascale for “zombifying” this art.

(I can’t remember which of us came up with the gag. Often it’s a joint effort.)

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Second Time Around” in First Kiss #33, Aug. 1963. Charlton Comics. The story begins on Page 23.

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PANEL #1 SCENE: A woman zombie is about the drink a cup of coffee.

SOUND EFFECT: SLURP!

PANEL #2 SCENE: The woman has drunk some coffee and is now alive and human.

WOMAN (thinking): I'm dead 'til my first cup!

I’m
dead ‘til
my first cup!

1963 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Restoration: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Zombification: Mike Pascale Caffeine Cravings: Pascale & Lustig

What Monsters Fear!

What Monsters Fear!

So, I’m officially launching the Last Kiss Halloween and horror gags for this year! Most will be brand new. A few—because I’m having cataract surgery this week and again later in the month—will be re-runs. So let the giggles (and groaning) begin!

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SCENE: A female vampire, Frankenstein's monster and a human skeleton are in a graveyard. A witch is flying on a broomstick in the sky.
VAMPIRE: Halloween used to be such good, clean fun! Murders! Blood baths! Mars bars! But now…Now we just terrorize Last Kiss readers with ghastly gags!

Frankenstein's Monster: If I wasn’t already dead, I’d die of shame!

SKELETON: Ugh! Lustig’s humor wears me down to the bone!

WITCH: Watta buncha cry babies! Don’t they know…life’s a witch!

Art: A.I. Witchcraft Monstrous Mirth: John Lustig

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Baby-Tested Love

Baby-Tested Love

Original Vintage Art & Text

Artist unknown. From the story “Heartless” in New Romances #9, Jan. 1952. Published by Standard Comics. The story begins on Page 15.

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Rich in the Only Way that Matters!

Rich in the Only Way that Matters!

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Sid Greene from the story “Betrayal of Love” in Diary Loves #2, 1949. The story begins on Page 27.

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