Original Vintage Art & Text
Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Jealousy” in First Kiss #14, May 1960. Charlton. The story begins on Page 3.
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SCENE: Man and woman kissing.
CAPTION: It was the ultimate battle of osculating stamina. Before the match, Tad ate a Surströmming sandwich. Nan went with the stinky tofu. As their lips started burning...their survival was far from certain.
1960 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman
Writer: Tony Isabella
14.1.2.1
CAPTION: It was the ultimate battle of osculating stamina. Before the match, Tad ate a Surströmming sandwich. Nan went with the stinky tofu. As their lips started burning...their survival was far from certain.
1960 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman
Writer: Tony Isabella
14.1.2.1
“Yes, it was spring…
…I could tell because my genital warts were starting to bud.”
…I could tell because Louis was certainly sprung. Know what I mean ladies? Va va voom!”
…The season of Punxsutawney Phil…my old nemesis…”
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“…A Time for Love…
…And at reasonable prices!”
…Or a time to call Lust Love long enough to make the whole thing not feel so tawdry.”
…And edible panties…”
…Depending on your municipalities Sodomy laws that is.”
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“…And Louis was so sweet, so charming…
…so hung…”
…so willing to settle…”
…so able to find the most interesting of crevices, all with the tip of his tongue.”
…so boring. Which is why I’m making out with his cousin Vinny.”
…so comatose, which means, unlike my last 18 boyfriends, he will not be able to file a restraining order.”
…not “so sexy” or “so masculine”. Just…sweet and charming. Really. It’s like making out with my little sister.”
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“And this time Punxsutawney Phil…There Will Be Blood!”
Happy Month and 18 Days Post Groundhog’s Day everyone!
It’s long past time that Punxatawny Phil had a nemesis!
Tofu is good eating. Takes on the flavor of whatever it’s cooked with. I like the firmer textures that feel similar to some of the parts of the female anatomy that I’m most attracted to.