by John | Sep 10, 2024 | Uncategorized
More Last Kiss fun courtesy of fan writer “fine jams and jellies since 1982!”
(Last week I launched That Was Then, This Is Now” as an occasional Last Kiss feature. If you missed my announcement and want to know more, here it is.)
↓ TranscriptLast Kiss Presents...
That Was 1963, This Is Now!
What the characters said in 1963...
And what they’d say now!
WOMAN: Well, I did tell you my ring size! and I e-mailed you a list of honeymoon locations!
Next I signed you up for that seminar “How to Make a Commitment!” and then I rented a billboard that said, “Darling, You Knocked Me Up Again...
“We Really Should Make Sure At Least One of our Children is Legitimate!”
But I guess that was too subtle for you.
1963 Art: Dick Giordano New Color: Allen Freeman & Mike Pascale
New Dialogue: “fine jams and jellies since 1982” Edits: John Lustig
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by John | Sep 8, 2024 | Blog
Original Vintage Art & Text
Art by Bill Ward From Torchy #4, May 1950. Quality Comics.
Curious to see more? Click the link above to read the entire vintage comic book for free on ComicBookPlus.com.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman taking a bubble bath.
CAPTION #1: She adored her long luxurious bubble baths.
CAPTION #2: They made even her natural bubbles...
CAPTION #3: ...smell divine.
CAPTION #4: Bathing with Flora was a gas!
1950 Art: Bill Ward New Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella
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by John | Sep 5, 2024 | Blog
↓ TranscriptWoman in a sexy cat costume: I'm a single, childless cat woman. You have a problem with that?
Art: Purrfect AI Cat Herder: John Lustig
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by John | Sep 3, 2024 | Blog
I’m excited to present a new, reoccurring Last Kiss feature:
“That Was Then, This Is Now!” I created it primarily to showcase the humor of long-time fan
“fine jams and jellies since 1982.”
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For years Jams has been making outrageously funny comments here on my website. I’ve turned a few into Last Kiss comics. But—because Jams’ quips are about the vintage comics on my site—most are best enjoyed when seen with those comics.
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So I came up “That Was Then, This Is Now!” I hope you like it. More are on the way over the coming weeks and months.
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Many thanks to Jams for all the hilarity and letting me adapt his quips.
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—John Lustig
↓ TranscriptLast Kiss Presents...
That Was 1958, This Is Now!
What the characters said in 1958...
And what they’d say now!
And once I convince him to drop that restraining order...we'll be together forever!
1958 Art: Dick Giordano New Color: Allen Freeman
New Dialogue: “fine jams and jellies since 1982” Edits: John Lustig
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by John | Sep 1, 2024 | Blog
Happy Labor Day from me and my frequent partner in hilarity Mike Pascale.
Original Vintage Art & Text
Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “The Gay Deception” in First Kiss #8, 1959.
Curious to see more? Click the link above to read the entire vintage comic book for free on ComicBookPlus.com.
↓ TranscriptWOMAN #1: My Labor Day party will have beer, burgers, buns and wieners!
WOMAN #2: Buns and…wieners? You mean…
WOMAN #1: Yup! Male strippers from... Big Bob’s Sausage Bar!
1959 Art: Vince Colletta Studio New Color: Allen Freeman & Mike Pascale
Bouncers: Mike Pascale & John Lustig
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