Original Vintage Art & Text
Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “The Gay Deception” in First Kiss #8, April 1959. Published by Charlton.
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Synopsis of the Original Story
(As described by ComicBookPlus)
Teased about not having a boyfriend by her engaged sisters, Gwen responds by telling them she is keeping company with Don Swanson. Don is actually dating Lola, but Lola is out of town so Don agrees to help fool Gwen’s sisters for a while.
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MAN to WOMAN: I WANT SOMEONE JUST LIKE YOU...ONLY RICHER!
©2025 Last Kiss Inc
1959 Art: Vince Colletta Studio
Color: Allen Freeman
Written by Someone Like Me: John Lustig
FK08.1.9.1
©2025 Last Kiss Inc
1959 Art: Vince Colletta Studio
Color: Allen Freeman
Written by Someone Like Me: John Lustig
FK08.1.9.1
“I’ve already put a dent in their car. I hope to distract them until I get far away.”
He drops to his knees, looks lovingly into her eyes, and begs “Would you please give me the money to buy me a ring so I can ask you to be my sugar mama?”
“How ’bout I put another dent in their bank account? This is the last time you’ll see me.”
Oh! I just cracked the code! He has a speech impediment. He meant to say “Richard”.
Guinevere Areola Fandango and Don Racinator Swanson never married. Don realized he’d been tricked by a fun-sized younger woman with a shy smile.
After Don was drafted Gwen, lacking support from her sisters, fell in with a crowd of Hare Krishna’s working the airport with copies of “The Bhagavad-Gītā As It Is”. Young, cute, nice smile, she quickly came to the attention of the HK leadership. Realizing her advantages in membership recruiting the leadership worked up a Q & A for her use in bringing in the faithful.
Gwen while not easily distracted from following the script. until one day at Washington National Airport she ran into 1st Lt. Ron Swanson. (To be continued…)