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FEMALE MUMMY: I know what you’re thinking, but it’s not true! I’m not too wrapped up in myself! I want a real relationship…with a man! Or a woman! (Is there a difference? I forget!) So let’s meet and unwind together! Perhaps even go to a concert!*

CAPTION: *No rap music. But bonus points if you like ragtime!

Art: A.I. Hot Momma Magic
Mummy Loves Me Best: John Lustig