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SCENE: Three roosters dressed up like Santa.
ROOSTER #1: Chicks, you better watch out! You better not cry!
ROOSTER #2: Better not pout, I'm telling you why!
ROOSTER #3: ‘Cause...Santa Cocks are coming to town!
Art: Fowl AI Feeling Cocky : John Lustig
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SCENE: Three roosters dressed up like Santa.
ROOSTER #1: Chicks, you better watch out! You better not cry!
ROOSTER #2: Better not pout, I'm telling you why!
ROOSTER #3: ‘Cause...Santa Cocks are coming to town!
Art: Fowl AI Feeling Cocky : John Lustig
A_cod_fish_swims_by_wearing_a_Santa_Claus_hat_6dc8025c-7b0b-41ca-b292-a5fbf98de5ba


But can they sing?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/agGHQnkKQTA
No. (But neither can I.) They can, however–unlike me–dance.
I’m sure this won’t be misinterpreted. At all!!
Something about their peckers are on their faces?
Someone is a big fan of Tottenham Hotspurs?