Have a Ho! Ho! Ho! Hee! Hee! Hee Christmas!
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SCENE: Santa Claus and his reindeers are flying across the sky. Below them looking up at them are two other reindeers.
SANTA: Ho! Ho! Ho! Hee! Hee! Hee! Wheeeeee!
REINDEER (ON THE GROUND) #1: Santa’s
extra Jolly this
Christmas! I wonder...why?
REINDEER (ON THE GROUND) #2: Oh Dear God...no! He must’ve finally done it! Santa’s joined the Mile-High Club!
Clip Art Composite Deer Me: John Lustig From an idea by “PackratJohn”
Merry Christmas!
SANTA: Ho! Ho! Ho! Hee! Hee! Hee! Wheeeeee!
REINDEER (ON THE GROUND) #1: Santa’s
extra Jolly this
Christmas! I wonder...why?
REINDEER (ON THE GROUND) #2: Oh Dear God...no! He must’ve finally done it! Santa’s joined the Mile-High Club!
Clip Art Composite Deer Me: John Lustig From an idea by “PackratJohn”
Merry Christmas!
What took him so long?
Oh, he’s shy when he thinks reindeer are looking. They aren’t. They don’t care about human reproduction.
Or perhaps it’s just that “special blend” Santa smokes in his pipe.
That is almost as bad as “fake news ” one newspaper ran– “Santa’s Sleigh Seized For Lack Of Reindeer Emission Retention Devices.”
Merry Christmas, everyone. I’m so thankful to have all of you reading and commenting on Last Kiss!
Thank you so much, John, for all the joy & laughs you provide us. Wishing you and yours, as well as all your readers, a prosperous and happy New Year!
It’s my pleasure, yellowghiaman. Happy Holidays!!!