by John | Mar 14, 2023 | Uncategorized
Happy St. Patrick’s Day? Today? Absolutely!
Yeah. Yeah. I know Friday’s the actual holiday. But “The Loves of Abby Amour” mini-serial is running on Fridays. So, we’re celebrating the St. Paddy’s two days early! Or rather we’re starting to celebrate it two days early. I personally plan to still be celebrating on St. Pat’s Day since it’s also Shelagh’s and my wedding anniversary.
Original Vintage Art & Text
Art by William Tewkesbury from “Private Affair” in ALL TRUE ROMANCE #19, 1954. Published by Comic Media.
Curious to see more? Click this link to read the entire vintage comic book for free. This panel is from Page 21 of ComicBookPlus.com’s presentation of the comic. The story begins on Page 19.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Beautiful woman wearing a purple dress or top is talking to a leprechaun. She has one hand on her shoulder as if she'd just been pinched.
WOMAN: Hey! Don’t pinch me! I’m wearing green underwear!
LEPRECHAUN: Prove it!
1954 Art: William Tewkesbury Color: M. Pascale & D. Jourdan Pereira
Thong Squad: Mike Pascale & John Lustig
Happy St. Patrick’s Day!
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by John | Mar 12, 2023 | Uncategorized
Original Vintage Art & Text

↓ TranscriptCAPTION: Ladies, are you tired of feeling flat? Then get pumped up with Last Kiss Tires!
Our bulging, bouncing beauties are firm and always ready for fast and furious action!
Don’t have an embarrassing bust!
Inflate to plump perfection!
Trade in your old, tuckered tires for new, terrific Last Kiss Tires today!*
*Free hot air with every purchase!
IMAGE: Smiling woman in greet in front of a large tire.
WOMAN: men used to snicker whenI drove by! But now they lust for my...Last Kisses!
1919 Advertising Art for Kelly Tires Artist Unknown
Tired Humor: John Lustig
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by John | Mar 9, 2023 | Uncategorized
Click the link above to read the entire vintage comic book for free on ComicBookPlus. The story begins on Page 11.
Past episodes of Abby Amour:
The Abby Amour miniseries runs every Friday. Dialogue by Tony Isabella with re-purposed art by Frank Frazetta. Color by Diego Jourdan Pereira! Lettering, crazy layout and special effects by John Lustig.
↓ TranscriptLOGO: The Loves of Abby Amour
COPY: Dear Diary...
COPY: I’m alive.
COPY: I beat food poisoning and a coma...
COPY: ...and an piece of stinky testosterone...
COPY: ...who nearly ran me over in a jeep.
COPY: PFC Johnny Sacko suggested he could bring me out of my coma with his “little soldier.”
COPY: Nurse Josie kicked the private in the privates.
COPY: She’s a problem solver.
COPY: But there was someone else...
CAPTION: To be continued next Friday!
1953 Art: Frank Frazetta
Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella
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by John | Mar 7, 2023 | Uncategorized
Original Vintage Art & Text
Art by Vince Colletta from the story “The Girl Next Door” in First Kiss #3, May 1958. Charlton Comics.Curious to see more?
Click this link to read the entire vintage comic book for free. This panel is from Page 9 of ComicBookPlus.com’s presentation of the comic. The story begins on Page 8.
↓ TranscriptWOMAN: Sure, I’ve slept with all your friends! But let’s forget the past…And, probably Big parts of the future too!
1958 Art: Vince Colletta
Foreground Color: Allen Freeman
Future Cartoon Character: John Lustig
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by John | Mar 5, 2023 | Uncategorized
Don’t be barely impressive. Be impressively bare!
Original Vintage Art & Text
Art by Vince Colletta from the story “The Girl Next Door” in First Kiss #3, May 1958. Charlton Comics.
Curious to see more? Click this link to read the entire vintage comic book for free. This panel is from Page 9 of ComicBookPlus.com’s presentation of the comic. The story begins on Page 8.
↓ TranscriptWOMAN (to man): I dress for success! But when I really want to impress…I undress!
1958 Art: Vince Colletta Foreground Color: Allen Freeman
Fashion Faux Pas: John Lustig
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